Cristal Meth

Ask me anything   Submit   DISHONOR ON YOUR COW.

mushiemallows:

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

— 1 hour ago with 90770 notes

The American collegiate system in one gif set

(Source: sandandglass, via damn-funny)

— 1 hour ago with 743557 notes
emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

(via laughingstation)

— 1 hour ago with 94093 notes

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: queensamwise, via damn-funny)

— 14 hours ago with 490559 notes
deplaisant:

This was the most important moment in America’s next top model

deplaisant:

This was the most important moment in America’s next top model

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

— 14 hours ago with 85171 notes

wanderingweasleys:

shardwick:

Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.

#ActualSiblings

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

— 14 hours ago with 111454 notes
trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

(Source: hecklord, via damn-funny)

— 14 hours ago with 151983 notes